perfidy

Bah, just read it here. They draw some pretty far-reaching and, by their estimation, conclusive results based on whether I like blue more than brown. At first blush it seems slightly more accurate than, say, a horoscope or a fortune cookie, but upon subsequent readings I'm not so sure. I mean, "able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity"? Durrr!

GeekLethal's Existing Situation Pursues his objectives and his own-self-interest with stubborn determination; refuses to compromise or make concessions. GeekLethal's Stress Sources Suppresses his innate enthusiasm and imaginative nature, for fear that he might be carried away by it only to find himself pursuing some will-o'-the-wisp. Feels he has been misled and abused and has withdrawn to hold himself cautiously aloof from others. Keeps a careful and critical watch to see whether motives towards him are sincere--a watchfulness which easily develops into suspicion and distrust. GeekLethal's Restrained Characteristics Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense. Distressed by the obstacles with which he is faced and is no mood for any form of activity or for further demands on him. Needs peace and quiet, and the avoidance of anything which might distress him further. Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity. GeekLethal's Desired Objective Needs a peaceful environment. Wants release from stress, and freedom from conflicts or disagreement. Takes pains to control the situation and its problems by proceeding cautiously. Has sensitivity of feeling and a fine eye for detail. GeekLethal's Actual Problem Disappointment at the non-fulfillment of his hopes and the fear that to formulate fresh goals will only lead to further setbacks have resulted in considerable anxiety. He is trying to escape from this into a peaceful and harmonious relationship, protecting him from dissatisfaction and lack of appreciation. GeekLethal's Actual Problem #2 Needs to protect himself against his tendency to be too trusting, as he finds it is liable to be misunderstood or exploited by others. Is therefore seeking a relationship providing peaceful and understanding intimacy, and in which each knows exactly where the other stands.