Frank Zappa Would Have Been So Proud
Just like a penguin in bondage, boing! (Oh yeah, oh yeah!)
Over there on the wet side of the bed.
Kathy Kinsley points us to this amazing story from Europe: "Police free German bondage 'penguin.'" Fan-tastick.
A German bondage fetishist got so chained up he had to call police to remove his cuffs after he was reduced to waddling around helplessly like a "penguin".
Officers sent to his rescue in the Western city of Aachen told him he should use a specialised establishment rather than practice at home. . . .
On entering, they were confronted by the sight of a heavily-chained man shuffling towards them on his knees with his head bowed, dressed only in shiny black leather and white socks.
And while I'm at it, let me take the time to recommend "Roxy and Elsewhere" by Frank Zappa-- one of my top five favorite Zappa records (out of a total of close to 80), and the record on which the magesterial and stunning "Penguin in Bondage" appears.
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The German s&m scene is
The German s&m scene is rather large and very active. You get this type of news coming out of Germany all the time. Most amusing.
Dressed in a shiny black
Dressed in a shiny black leather WHAT? I've seen some might interesting fetish get ups and really, whatever I can imagine, I'm sure there is something else worse out there. Such is the nature of fetishes.
The question now is, why did he call the cops? If he could dial them, why not a friend?
White socks. How tacky!
White socks. How tacky!
handcuff keys. :D
handcuff keys. :D
hm. silly me. Having dated a
hm. silly me. Having dated a cop, I know that you can buy those keys at military surplus shops. The guy's a dumbass for not having a key around if he's going to wear that kind of get up. It's like having a fire extinguisher handy for a kitchen accident.
Or, like most Germans, he may
Or, like most Germans, he may just have a thing for authority. Except in his case, it's crossed over into a sexual thing, and the rescue was part of his fetish scenario.
Or he had an online Mistress
Or he had an online Mistress that oredered him to do that...
;)
ordered even...
ordered even...
Kathy, that's a fantastic
Kathy, that's a fantastic story.
Submit!!
I recall reading about self
I recall reading about self-bondage people who go to great lengths to make sure they can't free themselves. One story mentioned freezing a key inside a huge block of ice, left to melt as a timer.