perfidy

This edition of Forgotten Punchline Thursday was made possible by a grant from Cthulhu's Own line of astral travel accessories.

For uncounted ages, He who lies dead but dreaming indeed dreamt of a line of suitcases, hardcases, and garment bags as tough as His hide. Only Cthulhu's Own could perceive the unimaginable evil of inter-plane customs, the otherworldy abuse that baggage handlers can inflict on your dread unmentionables, and the risk of losing your essence in transit. Leave the safety and security of the physical manifestation of your luggage to Cthulhu's Own.

Forthwith, this week's forgotten punchline:

"Nothing".