Fear and Loathing in Mahoning County
Did Diebold and a cabal of Republican state employees conspire to disenfranchise thousands of Ohio Democrats last November? Does even asking the question make me sound like a liberal moonbat?
What if I told you that noted pinko Commie and liberal firebrand Christopher Hitchens was the one who asked it?
I'm from Ohio, I know the depths of venality and stupidity to which its Republican leaders routinely descend, and even though the better angels of my nature encourage me to scoff at conspiracy-mongering as this, I also know one other thing: It is impossible to overestimate the overweening greed, piggishness and crapulence of Ohio's leadership. This bears further scrutiny and a public shaming of resident mouth-breather "Gubner" Bob Taft just on general principles. After that we can go after that creep George Voinovich too. George Voinovich: the only governer in US history to parlay his ruin of a state's economy and infrastructure into a successful bid for Senator.
[wik] Or is Hitch just shining us on?
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Without diminishing the
Without diminishing the creepitude of Bob "Slobber" Taft and George "Gerbil" Voinovich (all the while utterly ignoring Mike "Squeaky" Dewine), I think Hitch was shining us on.
Mind you - It's a valid question to ask, as is "Did we really land a man on the Moon?" It's in the answers that you'll find the giggles.