perfidy

Eminent smarty science types maintain that the one thing that truly separates us from all the other animals on the planet is our cleverness. That, and thumbs, but definitely cleverness.

And while there are some things which can hardly be improved upon that have endured unchanged for centuries, even millennia (the wheel, beer, the music of Slayer), that doesn't stop people from trying to perfect the already perfect. Get that? That's perFECT the already PERfect. The written word is such a blunt instrument.

A good friend of mine, an enterprising and endlessly creative cook whose inventiveness, whose cleverness never fails to astound me, found something in the endless wastes of the internet that's so shockingly creative, so incredibly clever, and so far beyond even his most inspired moments, that I just have to bring to your attention.... season shot, the shot made of seasoning.

Cook a game bird in one piece
No shot left in the bird
Season on impact
The answer: Season Shot

Season Shot: Ammo with flavor

Hot damn. It's environmentally sound, potentially quite tasty, and totally safe on human teeth as well. Let's see a dolphin come up with that! Boo-yah!!!!