perfidy

Our next state, Indiana, has something of an inferiority complex. Even the official state motto, "Crossroads of America," admits that Indiana's major purpose is to serve as a flat yet uninteresting obstacle to travel somewhere else. Let us pile on:

• Corn Corn Corn Corn Indianapolis 500 Corn Corn Corn
• Can you tell us just what the fuck is a Hoosier, anyway?
• 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
• Bring Something to Do
• Dan Quayle's Favorite Country!
• OK, we admit it, we miss Bobby Knight
• Where EVERY year is 1957
• Come for the flat and uninteresting scenery, stay for the flat and uninteresting scenery
• Not just corn, we have meth labs, too
• Proud Home of David Letterman and John Hoosier Mellonhead
• Come See Our Corn!
• The New Jersey of the Midwest
• Proud home of Raper RVs (Where fun begins!)
• If we weren't surrounded by the rest of the US, someone would probably kick our ass
• That's Hoosier girls, not Hooter girls
• Do you think our obsession with basketball is unhealthy?
• We're not as flat as Kansas
• Gateway to the lower Ohio Valley
• Does this basketball make me look fat?