Rest in pieces ... er ... peace

I know you're all as shocked as I am to learn that Evel Knievel has died.

See, I figure he actually died a long, long time ago. It's just taken him this long to stop moving.

Ian

Posted by EDog EDog on   |   § 3

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1

That's what he gets for having settled that suit with Kanye West the other week.

Which story, by the way, was only interesting to me in that it reminded me he hadn't died. Yet.

2

My reaction was "What? Huh? He was still alive?"

To my knowledge, there did not exist on the internet any sort of web tool that would have enabled me to keep tabs on the status of Evil's mortality. Pity.

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