How do I say this nicely?
I just don't know. So let me put it plainly.
If you want to hit on a girl, don't spit on her. If you want to try and get a girl interested in what you have to say, don't punctuate your diction with spittle.
I went out last night and there's always that overeager guy. He's dominating the dancefloor and thinks he's just a funboy extraordinaire. He IS the party.
He is THAT guy too. You all know him. He knows all the words. He can tell you what albums they're from. He knows what year they were released and the who was TIME's Man of the Year cover that year.
Well sweaty, nasty, Mr. Life of the Party, I just had effing surgery. I don't really feeling like throwing down, so please don't try to talk to me and get me to shake my moneymaker on the dancefloor. Take a hint. I didn't take to your invitation the first time. Did you have to come back for a second and third? Did you have to get to the point where a bouncer had to ask me if you were being creepy? Just quit being creepy the first time. Nothing has changed in 3 minutes, no matter if Sisters of Mercy just started playing and that's THE shirt I'm wearing.
Yes, you almost drove me out of the club, while one of my DJ acquaintances was in the middle of an amazing set. If I was interested in the power trip of having you tossed out, I would have done it. But in my mellow old age, I just run from you, the walking biohazard.
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Maps,
Maps,
Back up- you DON'T spit on chicks? Fuuuu..man I am *way* off.
Patton, so far as I know, SoM had the only application of "Hezbollah" in a lyric. So they had that going for them.
Patton - I am much older than
Patton - I am much older than I look. Apparently, this t-shirt I bought in high school is vintage and shouldn't have been cut up in sacrifice to the fashion gods. It's a green logo with the snakeskin background and a hard to find item. I sez it looks a lot better as halter top since I actually wear it out of the house now. Don't ask what happened to the INXS Kick tour t-shirt I got at my very first concert. I think it ended up as a cleaning rag. This is a far better fate for an old concert shirt.
Generally, GL, the last time I checked, I'm not a camel and try not to spit on anyone. It's prohibited.
Actually, Patton, SoM had
Actually, Patton, SoM had their heyday a good twenty years ago, so you gots no excuse.
*wink*
Sez you, youngster.
Sez you, youngster.
Sisters of Mercy?
Sisters of Mercy?
Who the hell is that, and when did I suddenly get so damned old?