perfidy

Ohio, place of my birth. I love Ohio, really. I miss it, but not enough to go back on more than a temporary basis. Despite its virtues, Ohio is nevertheless easy to ridicule. It had a bad time there for a bit, and hasn't really recovered. So let's not make it any easier:

• Ohio: Pretty Much Over The Top In Suck
• Ohio - Almost As Thrilling As It Sounds
• The buckeye isn't the only thing with one eye
• It's more than just "hello" in Japanese.
• With an omnipotent universal supreme being of undetermined gender which may or may not exist, all things are technically possible!
• With God, all things except keeping our state motto are possible
• Safe for undergraduates since 1972
• At Least We're Not Michigan
• Ohio - The Fascinating Meat In a Indiana-Pennsylvania Sandwich
• Redefining "Average" for a new millennium
• We didn't know he'd grow up to be Marilyn Manson
• Stupid is the New Smart
• Hey, At Least Our Cows Are Sane
• Ohio - Shoddily Made Buckle of The Rust Belt
• Gateway to Hoosier Land
• Where the not-quite East meets the almost-Midwest
• We ruined it for everyone
• You Don't Have To Be Southern To Be a Frightening Hillbilly
• We know all about illegal immigrants. Ask us about Parma
• New Ohio! This next one will be dynamite, huge. You’ll see
• The Thingamabob State
• The Real Birthplace of Aviation, not those Lamers in NC
• Come on, the River Hasn't caught fire in almost a half Century
• The outstretched eastward facing phallus of the Midwest
• Rocky beaches, no riptide
• We have the worst medium-sized cities in the country
• Surf the North Coast!
• You'd think the home of Rock and Roll would be more… exciting
• We were prosperous, once
• You say "White Bread" like it's a bad thing
• Can you believe we almost fought a war to get Toledo?
• Best fucking Roller Coasters in the universe, baby
• I'll show you a Buckeye, Mister!
• No. That's not a satanic symbol. They're just stars for each of the 13 colonies!
• Ohio: Where one of your dad's friends lives
• We're actually quite lame, but you smell what I'm stepping in here
• Birthplace of seven Presidents, one of whom didn't even suck
• Go Indians... and take the Browns with you!
• Drew Carey doesn't even live here anymore
• Three yards and a cloud of dust
• Ohio, birthplace of the Drunkest, Fattest, Short-termiest, and Most Corrupt Presidents
• Rubber capital of the world. Like the tires, you pervert
• Ohio Thanks You For Your Pity
• Birthplace of the Hot Dog
• The Taft family started out fat and went downhill from there
• Birthplace of Three of the Five Greatest American Generals
• With God, All Things Are Possible -- and a little hush money to the governor doesn't hurt, either
• Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
• Hey, just stick with it. If plate tectonics holds up, someday we'll be in New Zealand
• Ohio: lots of nice, and largely dull, people.
• Tourism just hasn't been the same since 'WKRP in Cincinnati' was cancelled
• Don't Judge Us Until You See Indiana
• Tell West Virginia to move back to West Virginia
• A Good State
• Ohio: a Mohawk term meaning 'filthy, yet stupid'
• As Close to A Palindrome as You'll Get in This Country
• A million miles of boring
• The "Holy God This Is Boring" State
• Mayo Goes On Everything
• We almost killed Lake Erie once, and if it even looks at us funny, we’ll do it again
• Hey France, want it back?
• We're easy to spell
• Proud of Marilyn Manson, Marge Schott and Jerry Springer
• Home of the World Collegiate Cow Tipping Championships
• The old Northwest
• Cleveland's not as bad as it used to be
• We know the rules to euchre
• Soda? We say pop here, fucko.
• Screw this "Lake Effect Snow" Crap
• Ohio: Fat Ass Country
• Where people from Newark or Detroit can find a better life
• The Alabama of the North
• Ohio Escape Velocity higher than that of Jupiter
• German Humor, Appalachian Neatness
• The dropped Infinitive State
• Your broadcasters sound like us
• Tin Soldiers and Nixon's coming, We're finally on our own. This summer I hear the drumming, four dead in Ohio

[wik] Bonus slogans!

• Kiss your wife where it stinks: visit Ohio!
• More colleges per capita than any other state, as if that makes a difference
• Ohio: helping the gay small-business owner find somewhere else to live since
  1803
• George Washington's Back Forty
• Why they keep shootin at our presidents?
• Home of the Cleveland steamer
• North West Virginia
• Just passin' through!