Its little brains look so cute steaming on the ice!!

Johno Johno

What does it say about me that my initial reaction to an email from the Humane Society titled "Cruel seal hunt just a week away" is "Huh. Wonder if I can get some time off from work?"

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Johno, Patton, it isn't sporting to use guns. Hell, it isn't sporting to use clubs, as countless ads have shown. I think a road trip is in order, and we can fight the seals as god intended, mano y seal, with only the weapons that nature equipped us with. We've already dealt with the Manatees, now it's the seal's turn. They were going to sell out to the giant fighting robots anyway. The GFRs were probably going to use them as cute ambassadors to lull their victims into a false sense of security.

Buckethead Buckethead

2

I bet the steaks are fantastic with a dry-rub over a grill.

Bram Bram

3

Uh, it says you're channeling my thoughts.

So, I can get time off from work. I'll bring the ammo. Where should we meet?

Patton Patton

4

Crap! My vegetarian pacifist wife got wind of this... if I go I'll have to beat them to death with my bare hands to even up the odds a little.

Johno Johno

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