A word to the terribly unwise

To the little shit who stole my credit card number:

You should have gone for the big bucks while you could, you unimaginative mouthbreather. $11.99 to Paypal? $100 to DirectTV? One... fercryin... dollar to YahooWallet? Skype?!? Too bad I check my balances every couple days, and here you thought you'd nickel and dime me along to finance your crabbed little scriptkiddie lifestyle. You Skype-using unclefucker. Chances are slim that our paths will ever cross, but if they do, you better pray it's a day on which I'm suffering an excess of mercy.

That is all.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 4

§ 4 Comments

1

You don't need to do anything other than let the credit card company know that the transactions are fraudulent, and they'll take care of the rest. It amazes me that he paid a DirecTV account with it; you don't know if it's his DirecTV account or not, but across all of them there will be a lot of clues.

Any thoughts about how the number was compromised?

2

"unclefucker"? True story - I watched a clip of the original South Park movie just last night and was reminded of that odd witticism. Funny to see it from you today.

Can't you find this luzer with help from your CC company via DirectTV or Skype? DirectTV, in particular, requires some form of stability in street address to be useful, at least here in TX. And imagine how odd it would be for him/her/it to get a call from you via Skype.

3

Or worse, a visit from you and your baseball bat. Or, at least, the police. Maybe you could arrange to call just as the police are arriving. That would be fun.

4

Oh no!!!! That sucks!!! I hope your credit card company is working to correct it!

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