Tuesday Funtime Quizzery, Arrr

In honor of the International Talk Like a Pirate Day, we give you the find your pirate name quiz. My pirate gnomen is bland, but acceptable:

Black John Read

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Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the stereotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

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Me:

Mad Jack Cash

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

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Dread Pirate Kidd, here.

"Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts (whoever the fuck that is), you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"

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