perfidy

We return to our state mockery after a brief hiatus. We had to conserve our strength, because Mississippi is amongst the most deserving of the several states when it comes to mockery. Despite enlisting the aid of others, we feel that even with all the fine mockery below, we have not truly done Mississippi justice. You are cordially invited to join the pile-on in the comments. Let the ridicule begin!

• The Redneck and Peckerwood State
• Come Feel Better About Your Own State
• Come check out our history ... then could you read it to us? [thanks, Cat]
• Come see the past of American racial relations
• Don’t let the sun set on you in our state, N… ah sheeit, that ain't legal no more
• Fucking Boll Weevils
• I’m goin to Jackson, not gonna mess around
• There’s a reason the Blues were born here
• Keeping Louisiana from being last in *every* quality of life category
• We're lucky we can spell it
• Why would you want to come here?
• Proud home of musical greats Conway Twitty and Lance “I’m Gay” Bass
• Raise 'Em Up Right - God n Guns!
• Where Cotton was King
• The red headed stepchild of the United States
• Cotton pickin'? Them’s fightin' words
• The New Jersey of the south
• The end result of generations of careful inbreeding
• America’s premier hurricane destination!
• Where poverty isn’t just a state of mind
• The easiest state to identify on Wheel of Fortune
• George Washington never slept here
• Don’t Miss Mississippi!
• Magnolia trees suck, and so do we
• The south will rise again! (We just hope the Grand Army of the Republic won’t, too.)
• Big Muddy
• Don't even *think* about it, Chester!
• Just because we venerate the Ten Commandments doesn't mean we read them
• The Mud Cat state, because catfish is smarter than us
• Only the second poorest state! Woohoo!
• We're hardon Crime
• Foiling Spelling Bees contestants for nearly 200 years
• Home of the Great Wall of Mississippi
• The Lynching State
• The upholstered furniture capital of the world
• Oh, yeah, and Elvis is from Mississippi

[wik] Bonus slogans!

• Like Alabama looking in a mirror
• Don't forget, Mississippi has Graceland Too!
• Finest audiobook collection in the USA!
• Not dumm, jes' lade bak
• Boil it and call it cuisine