Shut Up and Eat a Lobster

Buckethead Buckethead

Some states get overlooked in favor of more famous, more interesting states. Thank God that the Ministry is here to prevent that sad fate being visited upon poor, little Maine.

  • Shut Up and Eat a Lobster
  • Brake for moose. The life you save may be your own.
  • For Sale
  • Once part of Massachusetts, but we escaped
  • You can spit on Canada from here. And we do.
  • We have one meeellion people!
  • Gateway to the Quebec
  • Bangor? I hardly knew her!
  • More than just L.L. Bean. Okay, it’s just L.L. Bean
  • It's OK. Cujo's been vaccinated
  • Not quite as terrifying as Stephen King makes it out to be
  • Ya Caihn’t Get Theah From Heah
  • The New Jersey of the North
  • The Only One Syllable State
  • Welcome Old Coots!
  • Yar gonna love da idears we got
  • No, This Is Not Canada
  • The rain in Maine falls mostly on the, oh shit how does that go?
  • The Duck Tape State
  • The Duck Boot State
  • Almost Canada
  • Come for the Cheap Lobster. Then Leave.
  • Our state is more beautiful then yours
  • Our flies can kick your ass, and then eat it.
  • Scrub Pine and Deer Flies. Sounds like Heaven
  • We’re so creative we named our state song, “The State of Maine Song.”
  • The Wooden Toothpick Capital of the World

[wik] Bonus slogans!

  • Where Somali Refugees Come to Learn About Winter
  • Stop and Say 'Hi' To Our Black Guy!
  • Ignore the poverty surrounding your resort. It'll just depress you
  • The Lumberjack State
  • The Lumberjill State
  • Maine: Like a whole 'nother country.
  • Why use 3 words when 2 will do?
  • We favor a border wall- to keep out Massholes sneaking in from New Hampshire
  • Canada? Christ that's as bad as Massachusetts
  • Where land is cheap, but you need a helicopter to get to it
  • If you're speaking English without a drawl, thank the 20th Maine
  • The 'Nice Tooth' State
  • Our biggest population center holds fewer people than the Superdome
  • Just like Montana, but without the Mormons, survivalists, and white supremacists. Okay, without the Mormons
  • Highest incest rates in the country – eat your heart out Kentucky!
  • AhYaht, gott a new Muculick today!
  • East Machias, America’s gateway to nowhere
  • Please don’t feed the unemployed French Canadian Mill workers
  • Damn I’m bored!
  • Don’t drive like a Mass-hole
  • If you're gonna drive this far, you might as well just go to Montreal
  • Go west instead and see Chicago
Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 8

§ 8 Comments

1

"Our flies can kick your ass, and then eat it"- a-fugging-men. Other thoughts:

"Where Somali Refugees Come to Learn About Winter"

"Stop and Say 'Hi' To Our Black Guy!"

"Ignore the poverty surrounding your resort. It'll just depress you"

"The Lumberjack State"

"The Lumberjill State"

"Maine: Like a whole other country."

"Why use 3 words when 2 will do?"

"We favor a border wall- to keep out Massholes sneaking in from New Hampshire"

"Canada? Christ that's as bad as Massachusetts"

"Where land is cheap, but you need a helicopter to get to it"

"If you're speaking English without a drawl, thank the 20th Maine"

"The 'Nice Tooth' State"

GeekLethal GeekLethal

2

You know, there's signs at the border of New Hampshire and Maine on the major northbound highways in, reading "Drive Carefully - it's the [state name] way!"

I can't imagine why they'd need those.

"Maine: our biggest population center holds fewer people than the Superdome"

"Maine: Just like Montana, but without the Mormons, survivalists, and white supremacists. Okay, without the Mormons."

Johno Johno

3

Oh, and Buckethead, it's pronounced "Lobsta."

Or, south to north...
"lobstih" if you're from the Cape.
"lawbstih" from Boston.
"lawbstuh" if you're from the North Shore.
"loaahbstuuh" if you're from Gloucester.
"cash on the crawl" if you're a fisherman.

Johno Johno

5

"Highest incest rates in the country – eat your heart out Kentucky!"

"AhYaht, gott a new Muculick today!"

"East Machias, America’s gateway to nowhere"

Bram Bram

7

“An hour of extra driving” = what happens when you miss an exit on the northern half of the Maine Turnpike.

“Damn I’m bored!”

“Don’t drive like a Mass-hole”

Bram Bram

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