Future Birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk

Buckethead Buckethead

Iowa. What to say about the Hawkeye state? This should get you going. Discuss.

  • Future Birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk
  • We hate Texas
  • We Do Amazing Things With Corn. Amazing.
  • Our Trees Bend North Because Minnesota Sucks
  • Just Another Fucking Flat State
  • World renowned center for philosophy, music, technology and the arts
  • Where Underachievers Can Achieve
  • It's easy to spell
  • Just east of Omaha
  • At Least We're Not New Jersey
  • We're not the only state on the Mississippi, but we're one of the better ones
  • The middle of nowhere state
  • Bank Foreclosure Sales every Friday
  • Home of the Duke
  • Hell has four letters, too
  • Des Moines does't rhyme with Less Coinses''

[wik] Bonus slogans!

  • Not as White as Idaho, but Getting There
  • What Kennedys Call 'Iower'
  • Home of the Radar O'Reilly Fictional Veterans of Foreign Wars Museum
  • That place you drove through once, you think
Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 6

§ 6 Comments

1

"Less Coinses"? OK, that's rich. How about,

"Not as White as Idaho, but Getting There"

"Where Kennedys Call 'Iower' "

"Home of the Radar O'Reilly Fictional Veterans of Foreign Wars Museum"

True fact: Someone I work with hails from Iowa. It is cheaper, and faster, for her to travel to Paris than to her ancestral home in Iowa.

GeekLethal GeekLethal

4

We're deeply offended.

I am not a native Iowan, but I lived there long enough to love it. Iowa is a great place to live, but there is no reason to visit there. The opposite of California.

TigerHawk TigerHawk

5

TH,

I have no personal or deeply held animus towards the undoubtedly most excellent state of Iowa. I drove through a bit of it once, and it seemed... nice.

That, however, doesn't mean that I won't make fun of it. Just wait til I get to my own, cherished and beloved state of Ohio. I have a very, very long list.

Fucking Iowans

Buckethead Buckethead

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