A wholly-owned subsidiary of Richard M. Daly Industries, Inc.
After a brief hiatus and respite, the Ministry returns with its seemingly endless series of alternate state mottoes posts. Today, we ridicule, poke fun at, needle, and harass the moderately fine state of Illinois. Behold, the Prairie State:
- A wholly-owned subsidiary of Richard M. Daly Industries, Inc.
- Gateway to Iowa
- Home of da Bears
- Please, Please Don't Pronounce the S
- Land of the voting dead
- At least we're not New Jersey
- I See Dead Voters
- We're in the Middle Somewhere
- Proud home of the two greatest statesmen in American History: Abraham Lincoln and Richard M. Daly
- We keep our nastiest suburbs in Indiana
- Construction ahead, Be prepared to stop
- Hicks, and Chicago
- Remember Us?
- Meatpackers, if you know what I mean
- If we only knew what the Illini were, or where they are now, we'd make more progress in the fight against them.
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Wow, that's a good job. I
Wow, that's a good job. I can't squeeze out one, and you got like a dozen+.