We make flat, boring and small cool!

Buckethead Buckethead

Nobody thinks much of the Diamond State, but nevertheless, enterprising individuals have managed to come up with a plethora of divergent state mottoes:

  • We make flat, boring and small cool!
  • We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
  • The Corporate Haven state
  • At least we're not New Jersey
  • You'll need a map to find us
  • The First State, But So Not Much Since Then
  • Bet you forgot about us!
  • The best .032% of America
  • So close to Washington you can smell it
  • See Maryland
  • You know, the place you send your credit card payments
  • The Weakfish State
  • Come for the flat and uninteresting scenery, stay for the tax shelters
  • Going to Delaware (scroll down to the "namesakes" section)

[wik] Bonus slogans!

  • It's good to be first
  • Unless it was the first state you got a handjob in, it's not really first
  • First in self-storage facilities per capita in the lower 48
  • West of Portugal, east of everywhere else
  • Maryland's own Rhode Island
  • The Delaware of Delaware
  • Delaware: America's Clit
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Actual DE tourism motto: "It's good to be first"

"Unless it was the first state you got a handjob in, it's not really first"

"First in self-storage facilities per capita in the lower 48"

"West of Portugal, east of everywhere"

"Maryland's own Rhode Island"

"The Delaware of Delaware"

"Delaware: America's Clit"

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