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Once more unto the breach, the Ministry attempts to inject a tiny dose of geo-social knowledge into its readership. This time, we assault the very big state of California.

• We sure got a lot of Queers
• As Seen On TV
• The Granola State
• The Biblical State; as in Fire, Floods, Quakes and Drought
• Next Disaster, Locusts!
• Nobody's actually from here
• Silicon Valley in the North, Silicone Hills in the South!
• By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
• Fast reloading lanes available
• The Cereal State: nothing but fruits, nuts and flakes
• Wish they all could be California Girls!
• With Satan, too, all things are possible -- and way more fun!
• More electoral votes than you can shake a stick at, plus the stick
• The Death Valley State
• Caution: Large Fake Breasts On Board!
• The really long state
• The Gold-Plated, Silicone-Implanted State
• We will invade Oregon. You just wait.
• Proud Home of Richard M. Nixon and the Colossus of Yorba Linda
• Fake Women, Pretentious Wine, Bad Song

[wik] Bonus slogans!

• The Birthplace of the Stretch Hummer
• Pretentious is an Understatement
• Our Food is Organic but Our Women Aren't Any More
• Visit West Hollywood - It isn't Just the Burger Grills that are Flaming
• Defines Pretentious Better Than Any Dictionary
• Putting Break Dancing Back on the Streets where It Oughtta Be.
• Got Porn?
• Where Everybody Knows Your Stage Name
• Sleep with the Producer, Become a Star!
• Dashing Young Actresses' Hopes Since 1936.
• Come Visit Before We Split Off from the Mainland and Drift Away
• If the Midwest is America's Heartland, then We're the Erogenous Zone
• Hot Like Florida, but Less Old People and 'Gators
• So Innovative, our Freeways Double as Parking Lots
• Come for 'Frisco, Stay for LA