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I have spent most of my life among the Yankee nekulturny. I know my way around a trailer park. I've made art...of a sort...out of carefully peeled beer bottle labels. I am as defensive about being uncultured as I am ashamed of it.

And yet, I can't imagine there are enough tacky people in all of America to buy enough of these to show a profit.

Posted by GeekLethal GeekLethal on   |   § 4

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1

Agreed, hamsters, real or toy, are tacky.

But don't go too far imputing anything tacky about peeled beer bottle labels, or their peelers.

My standard low-grade alcoholic imbibement is Budweiser, and if you are in an air-conditioned room and can peel the label completely and cleanly, it means the beer is at a temperature suitable for drinking.

So there's that, to prove I'm not simply a compulsive peeler. Too.

2

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

</vader>

Seriously though, the existance of that website caused me pain.

3

GL, you are giving the game away. No one who is truly Nekulturny knows the word Nekulturny. At least in this country. Things may be different in Russia.

4

B,
Russia, Massachusetts...tomayto, tomahto, some might say.

Not me though. I learned that word because I read "Red Storm Rising" when I was a kid. And Tom Clancy's about as far removed from literary art as one can get while still garnering mass appeal.

Um...

So there.

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