Suck up now, before it's too late
When the bird flu apocalypse hits, all of you will be clamoring, whining and begging for a seat in the Ministry Catastratorium and Epidemiology Reserve. Suck up to us now, and get a good spot on the waiting list, because top bird flu maven Robert G. Webster is predicting a 50% chance of scattered flu epidemic in the coming year. When the grippe hits the fan, it will be too late.
If you can't get into the MCER, you can follow the advice in this helpful missive. Remember, when bird flu goes all apeshit on the human populace, it will be a lot like the black plague, except faster. If you hope to be the Boccaccio for the new plague century, remember that you'll have weeks, not decades, to write your decameron. Stock up on your skeleton and death themed decorations now and beat the rush.
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Interesting there's no
Interesting there's no mention of a sanitation plan. Disposable diapers and canned foods are super, but what happens when there's no trash collection?
When the Angel of Death is flyin' all over, havin' a good time, is not the time to realize you don't know how to get rid of your trash without drawing further pestilence.
Not that *I* know what to do. But if the Dept of Apocalyptical Preparedness is saying it's good to have a coupla weeks of food and water, it should also say what to do with the human waste and trash, not to mention the mountains of corpses that 50% mortality would surely create.
Nor is there any mention of how much ammo I should have- enough to fend of marauders for 7 days, the rest of my life, what...?