Adult Activities Time
The entire contents of this post will appear below the break, because I am ashamed.
Dan Savage sez: "Confidential to everybody: 'Pearl necklace' is out. 'Cheney' is in. Pass it on."
And then Ace gives us "Brokeback Quail Hunt," a film script which really is worth a thorough read.
excerpt:
SCENE: After parting ways for some time, Dick and Henry depart from their wives to meet again in a quail marsh.The friends shake hands, happy to see each other again. Then they hug, manfully, but passionately.
Then Dick takes out a shotgun and shoots Henry in the hip.
Dick and Henry both collapse into the marsh grass. Dick, because he's spent from the overpowering emotion; Henry, because his hip is badly wounded and he's lost 90% of the blood-flow to his right leg.
HENRY: Dick... do you think it's possible that one day we'll come out here, be "special friends" together, with no cares and no worries... and you won't shoot me with your shotgun?
DICK: Maybe. One day. When the world is ready to understand this thing of ours.
HENRY: When do you think that will be, Dick?
DICK: Ever see Blade Runner?
HENRY: Yeah.
DICK: Sometime after that.
HENRY: I can't wait.
Henry passes out from shock. Dick cradles his head.
One of our sitting Senators' names is now synonymous with a gross admixture of bodily fluids deriving from anal intercourse, and our Vice President's name is on its way to becoming associated with, erm... shooting... someone in the face. Dan Savage is a bad, bad, bad, bad man.
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Ashamed? Of what?
Ashamed? Of what?
Savage is likely to be successful at this little meme-injection, though not nearly so successful as his past attempt.
What of it? I find the fact that he's been successful to be fascinating, from a sociological standpoint, and I'm rooting for him on this one, too, even though I've got nothing against Cheney.
Santorum, on the other hand, deserved it.
Well, ashamed mainly because
Well, ashamed mainly because it's puerile. Not that that has ever stopped me before, sure, but I just had a little attack of... something. Conscience? Naaaah.
A pearl necklace is coming
A pearl necklace is coming (or cumming, depending on your exposure to feelthy smut) on a woman's upper chest/neck. Savage used the word santorum to refer to the mixture of shit, come, and anal lube that drips out after anal sex; the reference is to a politician of the same name.
(Nobody likes a pedantic asshole, but I gotta be me.)
MakeMineRed
Sorry - one of the risks of
Sorry - one of the risks of being a pedantic asshole is that I'm quick on the trigger. I completely misread your post and thought you had confused santorum with pearl necklace. Disregard the above. I will now disappear like the gerbil looking for Richard Gere's santorum.
MakeMineRed
MMR- actually I think that's
MMR- actually I think that's hilarious! I don't think I've seen your name before... don't just disappear like Lemmiwinks, king of the gerbils! Go toward the light! Follow the Sparrow King!