False, But True! (And Cheap!)

Johno Johno

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[wik] This joke was told to me by a two-time Bush-voting Republican, which makes it all right. I'm no anti-Dentite!

[alsø wik] C'mon. That's funny! Brazillion!

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

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Uh, the joke's OK even if you heard it from Harry Pelosi.

I can't think of any other context for such a joke to have played out, other than in the Bush white house, but even stripping it from that context, it's an excellent play on words.

Patton Patton

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Damn straight. And really, I was just looking for a place to pull out the old Seinfeld "anti-Dentite" canard. That was a good episode.

Johno Johno

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