Army Unveils Jihadi Harvester

Nah, not really. It's actually a new mine-clearing vehicle. But it would be cool if it were a jihadi harvester.
Schizophrenic mercenary helicopter pilot Murdoc has the latest.
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"Schizophrenic mercenary
"Schizophrenic mercenary helicopter pilot"
Who you calling "mercenary"?
Erm...
Erm...
"Schizophrenic independently contracted helicopter pilot..."?
"Schizophrenic fugitive helicopter pilot..."?
"Schizophrenic differently-abled helicopter pilot..."?
"Comb the desert! Did you
"Comb the desert! Did you hear me? COMB THE DESERT!"
"We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it. Found anything yet?"
I am so late hete, but I can't believe nobody got this before me.