Army Unveils Jihadi Harvester

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Nah, not really. It's actually a new mine-clearing vehicle. But it would be cool if it were a jihadi harvester.

Schizophrenic mercenary helicopter pilot Murdoc has the latest.

Posted by GeekLethal GeekLethal on   |   § 3

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"Schizophrenic mercenary helicopter pilot"

Who you calling "mercenary"?

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Erm...

"Schizophrenic independently contracted helicopter pilot..."?

"Schizophrenic fugitive helicopter pilot..."?

"Schizophrenic differently-abled helicopter pilot..."?

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"Comb the desert! Did you hear me? COMB THE DESERT!"
"We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it. Found anything yet?"

I am so late hete, but I can't believe nobody got this before me.

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