Who's Mommy's Little Dragon? Me, me! RRRaaarrrr!

Interesting. Notice the four-way tie for second bewtwixt crow, bear, eagle, and fox. Absent from the possibilities are both rats and capybaras. And their nipples.

geeklethal is a gay dragon
You scored as Dragon. You are the Dragon. You store a lot of knowledge about everything. You are generally one who is good with personal growth and can regenerate yourself after a bad experience.


Dragon

92%

Crow

83%

Bear

83%

Eagle

83%

Fox

83%

Dog

75%

Deer

67%

Stag

67%

Wolf

67%

Ram

67%

Salmon

50%

Snake

42%

Bull

42%

Horse

25%


Which animal totem best suits you?
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Posted by GeekLethal GeekLethal on   |   § 6

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1

While I insist still that my personal animal totem is the capybara, this test insists that I am a Bull, with 100% certainty.

You scored as Bull. You are the Bull. You have courage through tough situations and the ability to be prosperous in those situations. You can never have too much as abundance is something you cherish.

Bull 100%
Eagle 92%
Crow 83%
Fox 83%
Wolf 75%
Horse 67%
Ram 67%
Dragon 67%
Stag 58%
Dog 58%
Bear 58%
Deer 50%
Salmon 42%
Snake 42%

2

Mine: Fox/Crow/Eagle/Bull/Wildebeest.

100% on the first four, and I made up that last, because they didn't honor me with a horse designation, forcing me to cover the totemic wang part on my own.

3

"Abundance is something you cherish".

Is that a PC way of calling you greedy? Or gluttonous? You might add that to your margin bio. Something like, "cherishes abundance at every turn" or some such.

More importantly, which of our animal totems do you suppose has the bigger totemic wang?

5

P,
Wha.., are wildebeests the Ron Jeremys of the animal kingdom?

6

No, Pattons are the Ron Jeremys of the wildebeest kingdom. Or something like that. Something tells me that Patton is a big GWAR/WASP fan.

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