To the moon, baby

New World Man imagines what we would have been reading had blogs existed when men first landed on the moon. My favorite:

Little Green Footballs

Religion of Peace Update

Syrian television is saying the moon landing is a hoax and is blaming Israel.

[eight-paragraph excerpt omitted]

(hat tip: Libkiller)

How about Pearl Harbor, or the Kennedy assassination?

[wik] hat tip: our beloved blogmistress, Kathy K.

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Ohhhh, man. I can't believe I didn't click through earlier.

Kennedy as done by Kim du Toit:

Okay, you whining bitches. Like I've been saying all along: our former President carries a lot of the blame for pussifying American men: those bespoke suits, that plummy f**ing accent, those weepy bleeding heart save-everyone money grabs. No wonder such a pussy was no match for a 30-06 loaded for liberal.

Wait... was that mean?

This one's easy... and mean.
How about Pearl Harbor as done by Michelle Malkin:

WHAT HAVE I FUCKING BEEN TELLING YOU!?!? LOCK THEM UP...NOW!!!

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