A New Domino Theory for a New Age
As originally voiced by Eisenhower, Nixon, and a variety of pointy-headed policy people, the Domino Theory explained that if South Vietnam fell to the commuhnists the rest of southeast Asia would similarly succumb, each country toppling in turn.
The phrase is still fairly common, most recently used to describe American operations in the Middle East. I don't have a link to a specific instance of its use in that context, but am confident someone somewhere said it. You know it and I know it, so get off me about it.
But if the Department of Defense has its way, the Domino Theory will take on a newer, cooler, and menacing-er meaning.
The DoD now confirms its plans in developing suborbital, recoverable, and armed UAVs. The concept is to have a suborbital vehicle zip around the planet at mach 5 carrying a 1,000lb payload. That's a big boom, to you and me. The vehicle can be controlled in flight, adjusting to changing circumstances if need be, or recalled if the mission is cancelled (although it's best not to assume as much). The Pentagon's wet dream is to have them fielded by 2010, with the capability to deploy the weapon and squash anybody anywhere on the planet within 30 minutes.
So say you're an evil-doer, an evil-doer with a penchant for a thin-crust with extra cheese and half onions. And say the NSA caught wind of your terroristic appetites, and had your phone tapped, and knew you were home when you called for your pie. They could have a bona-fide Amurrican space robot fly around the world and blow you up faster than the Domino's around the corner from you can deliver a pizza to your door.
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That's nice writing. Dominoes
That's nice writing. Dominoes with Domino's.
But I can see it now.
"ABORT THE MISSION!! ABORT THE MISSION!"
"We can't abort sir. The bots believe China has launched UAVs of their own.
"What?!"
"Yes sir. They're on an interdict course. It's all in the bots hands now."
And then Slim Pickins rides a UAV into a technicolor sunset while the Star Spangled Banner plays on one lone kazoo.
Here's a link to a specific
Here's a link to a specific instance of it's use in that context: http://www.murdoconline.net/archives/001412.html
I wrote "Remember the domino theory of Communism? We're doing that in reverse."
What better bellwether of public opinion and current trends in terminology than my posts?
Murdoc Online: Tomorrow's
Murdoc Online: Tomorrow's news, today!
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Murdoc Online: If I'm Smiling, It's Because I'm Right!
No charge for those. Those were free.
And nicely done on the alliteration.
Johno: Thanks. I aim to
Johno: Thanks. I aim to please.
Not sure about that Star Trek one, though...
This has been the dream of
This has been the dream of all militaries since WWII when the Nazi's dreamed up their interpodal skip bombers. Weirdness, and now we want to make them unmanned weirdness. Yee haw!
Ted,
Ted,
I think you, me and the balance of the Ministers here are of a mind concerning these things.
The phrase "unmanned aerial vehicle" and its derivations are for colorless procurement contracts and soothing press releases.
We all know them as, and prefer them as, "fighting robots".