Bass! How Low Can You Go?
Astronomers have discovered that a giant black hole located in a cluster of galaxies in the Perseid Cluster has been vibrating on B-flat for about 2.5 billion years. The tone is 57 octaves below Middle C, and is the lowest, sexiest bass note ever recorded. The Pleiades are expected to give up the booty within another .5 billion years.
Geeky doggerel follows. Consider yourselves duly warned.
Bass! How low can you go?
Big Bang, what a brother knows.
Once again back is the incredible
the inexorable
the gravimetrical B- Galactic Enemy Number One
Chandra said "Freeze!" and I got numb
Can I tell 'em 30K is the wavelength of my spin?
Theorized by many, hey Hawkins try again
Now I'm in Science and newsweeklies cuz my attractors attract weakly
And a black hole like me will not go meekly
Einstein was a prophet and I think you ought to listen to
what he can say to you, what you ought to do is
Follow for now, the power of the gravity
"Make a miracle, B, pump the lyrical"
Black is back, you'll all be sucked in
Check it out, yeah y'all, here we go again
Turn it up! Bring the noise!
Turn it up! Bring the noise!
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That's sick on so many levels
That's sick on so many levels.
Also f*&king hilarious.
"Now Im in Science and newsweeklies cuz my attractors attract weakly
And a black hole like me will not go meekly"
heh.
It's what I'm good for. Geek
It's what I'm good for. Geek parodies of black-consciousness rap music.
Wait 'til you hear my version of the the classic "The Message," titled "Risk Arbitrage."