Timing
Ben and Jennifer have set a wedding date of September 14!
It's good that they're getting this out of the way, because their divorce has been scheduled for January 6, 2004 for a while now.
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Shouldn't you have filed this
Shouldn't you have filed this under "LEad Pipe Cruelty?" For surely, this news will end up being cruel for someone.
Who? Their respective
Who? Their respective stalkers? Tough break, nutballs!
The minor discomfort that will strike some Americans during the week around the wedding can't count as cruelty, because you can always turn off the TV.
Ehhhh. Eff 'em. Their fifteen minutes will be up soon, and they will be led off to the abbatoir behind Spago where has-been superstars are mauled, ground up, and fed to younger prettier stars.
I was thinking of the cruel
I was thinking of the cruel fate that they share - being wed to each other.
I find it hard to rouse
I find it hard to rouse sympathy.
Throw them to the lions!