"Not tonight, honey. The dog ate my wang."
Man mistakenly cuts off genitalia, dog eats it.
[wik] Alternate headline: "I confused it with the chicken's neck."
[alsø wik] I think my first album is going to be called "I Confused It With The Chicken Neck."
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um, was he not wearing pants
um, was he not wearing pants outside? Or was that chicken in the house?
I'm agreeing with Buckethead here. This guy should have his driver's license taken away and sharp objects too. He can't be trusted. Geez. It's not like cutting off your hair when you're drunk. IIRC, that part doesn't grow back....
What have I become when "the
What have I become when "the dog ate my wang" is me taking the high road?
Highly amusing, for one. I
Highly amusing, for one. I won't speak to your eventual state, moral or otherwise, should you continue down this path.
I note with perplexity that
I note with perplexity that the article states, "Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger."
By what logical or intuitive process would you conclude that a man who cuts off his own penis - accidently or otherwise is in any way out of danger? I would think that this man is a walking vortex of potential calamity.
J,
J,
Glad you took the high road on this one, instead of building a headline out of a cock reference.
The temptation must have been maddening.