African Ancestral Lesbians United for Societal Change
Now why would they be protesting the Republican National Convention?
Interested Participant links to a list of groups protesting the GOP confab, and I have to say that this list is the first evidence I've seen that the far left has a sense of humor. Oh wait, they're serious about those names. Sorry!
Here is an excerpt of the excerpt:
House of The Goddess Center for Pagan Wombyn
African Ancestral Lesbians United for Societal Change
Code Pink
Committee to Free Pedro Pacheco
Communist Party USA
Labone Branch of Ghana United Nations Association
League of Revolutionaries for a New America
Missing Kitten TV
Ronald Reagan Home for the Criminally Insane
Ruckus Society
Ukuleles For Sanity
and my personal favorite:
Victims of Direct Energy and Electronic Harassment
You can get the whole list here.
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BWAH HAH HAH HAHHH!!! -EDog
BWAH HAH HAH HAHHH!!!
-EDog
I've always wanted to go
I've always wanted to go protest in the name of the North American Anti-Temperance League. With beers.
Well, I found my next band
Well, I found my next band name, at least: Pagan Wombyn.
Free Mumia. Peace out, y'all!
Victims of Direct Energy and
Victims of Direct Energy and Electronic Harassment? If they are really being controlled by orbital mind-control lasers, wouldn't that prevent them from protesting? Better get out the tinfoil!!
Ancestral lesbions? Virgin
Ancestral lesbions? Virgin births?
Sorry. A "Lesbion" is a
Sorry. A "Lesbion" is a newly discovered quantum particle. "Lesbians" is what I meant to say.
Frankly, these groups are so
Frankly, these groups are so radical that I wouldn't be surprised to see "the Blind Gay Victims of Fatherhood."
Imagine this conversation:
Imagine this conversation:
"I come from a long line of American patriots."
"So what? I come from a long line of African lesbians. Huh! You ain't got nothin' on me."
I've heard of false pregnancies, but someone still needs to discover spontaneous fertilization for ancestral lesbianism to make sense. Or, am I missing something? Surely, these women are.