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But then so does this:http:/
But then so does this:
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Wow! Matthew Yglesias wrote a
Wow! Matthew Yglesias wrote a parody, and the Guardian piece READS like parody!
Sweet!
Did you know that Christian fundamentalists are a unitary body with a unified belief system? And did you know it's all America's fault? Especially Texas? Oh, the things I learn in the Guardian!!
It IS all Texas' fault, Johno
It IS all Texas' fault, Johno! I think it's because all Texans wear a pair of six guns, pointy boots, and big-ass hats.
Need proof? Look what Texas did to W. Turned that blueblood Yale-Yankee into some kind a no-cattle-having oil-wrangler and bible-thumper.
Hey, hey, hey - the big-ass
Hey, hey, hey - the big-ass hats and the boots are all in Dallas. You forgot the string ties. They, too, are all in Dallas.
Houston, however, is much more metropolitan, in a really shitty urban-sprawl sort of way. But we do have guns.
Just finished reading the
Just finished reading the Guardian parody, and several things occur to me.
First, Monbiot's contention that 15-18% of folks belong to churches that teach dubious things means that the totality of their congregations believe these same things is daft.
Secondly, leave it to a Brit to educate me on some of the sillier things in life, such as the "...marvellously named DeLay-Doolittle Amendment". I wonder how long Tom DeLay (a local boy from south of Houston, and a former pest exterminator) had to search to find such a perfectly monikered co-sponsor.