Cheaper by the Dirty Dozen
I've been thinking. For all that I read, the book title thing just wan't jelling for me. So, movies crams:
- Cheaper by the Dirty Dozen - a group of hardened criminals must lead unruly children into enemy territory.
- Enter Pete's Dragon Cute singing Dragon defeats small lonely boy in brutal martial arts duel to the death.
- -or- Pete's Dragonslayer - Lonely boy finds friendship with cute dragon, only to see dragon killed by smelly medieval knight.
- 28 Days a Week - the Beatles go into rehab, leading to psychadelic hijinks and musical numbers.
- -or- 28 Days of the Condor - After all of his coworkers are killed, Robert Redford gains sobreity while outwitting duplicitous CIA officials in rehab.
- 2001 Dalmations Lots of cute puppies go to Jupiter and become superbeings. Many are killed en route by a malevolent computer.
- Threefer: Planet of the Apes of Wrath Intelligent apes fight Bugs Bunny in a dust bowl landscape of existential despair.
I won't even start with the porn titles.
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