Brisbane's Whorecast: Mostly Skanky; Showers Likely

GeekLethal GeekLethal

Last week an Australian news outlet reported the planned opening of a new brothel in Brisbane.

The punchline? The director of the new venture is already a government employee, Nicole Mair, a "highly paid Queensland Health professional". The director position (a position I think I am unfamiliar with- sounds a little too B/D for me) only requires 4 hours a week, so she won't have to quit her job. Since she is already professionally familiar with icky stuff like hygiene and fluids, she feels she can set new standards in model whorehousery.

Ms. Mair promises hers will not be a "sleazy" brothel, but "valid (?), with ethical workplace standards, and the girls will work in a high-quality environment." Amen sister, cuz I am sick and tired of paying top dollar for underperforming whores. She will also be responsible for education, whatever that means in a brothel.

She also asserts that 1/3 of the ground floor chambers will be reserved for disabled customers, the only brothel in Brisbane to do so.

As skeevy and peculiar as it sounds to Yankee ears (I mean, can you imagine the state surgeon general running a whorehouse on the side? Um, legally?), thinking it over I just can't say anything bad about this project.

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I assume she has more than just ground floor chambers. 1/3 sounds like a lot unless you are talking a 3 story house.

I don't see any problem with it at all. And I don't imagine the State AG in Nevada would get in any trouble for running a brothel on the side (except for possible conflict of interest questions if his/her office was responsible for seeing that standards were maintained).

Nope, doesn't even sound that peculiar to me.

Kathy K Kathy K

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If I were a guy interested in paying for sex, at least you could go to a place where the girls were being tested. I would think that as a health care officer, she'd be monitoring that sort of thing. Of course, she could also have STD pamphlets everywhere as part of the 'education' programme.

Then again, I think I'm confused by the Australian uses of the words 'healthcare professional'. That could mean a phlebotomist, or an orderly, or a pharmacist. Exactly what does she do?

Either way, it sounds like a fast way to catch a disease.

Mapgirl Mapgirl

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KK
I hadn't made the NV connection. No, I don't suppose that would be a problem there.

By "Yankee ears" I meant Yankee as in north of the Mason-Dixon line. Waay north. Like NYC is the deep south.

Here, a legal brothel is about as likely as the Red Sox winning a World Series. And one run by the state AG approaches the surreal. Now, if we're talking illegal brothels, it's a different story. I'd be surprised actually if there were members of the state leadership who were NOT involved in prostitution somewhere along the line.

Mapgirl: you're right, we all pay. And indeed usually not with cash. Sometimes it's with tangible goods like jewelry, cars, or other fabulous prizes. But more often it's intangibles, like time, that cost so dear.

GeekLethal GeekLethal

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And sometimes we pay with the tender emotions that we hold close to our hearts that get ripped up, shredded and destroyed to the point where we are no longer the happy-go-lucky-selves we once were... but no, I'm not bitter. And I hope he's happy now. I really do. Then again, I hope I never run into that bastard, while he's coked up on E sticking his tongue in another girl's ear on New Year's Eve.

Oh god, am I oversharing here? *cringe*

/me laughs evilly.

Mapgirl Mapgirl

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