perfidy

If Janet Jackson's boob-shot at the Stupor Bowl was, as Justin Timberlake insists, a "wardrobe malfunction," I ask you: why did Janet think to wear a strange sol-shaped metallic pastie/nipple ring/clamp device visible from half a mile away?

I think it's cute that MTV still thinks boobies are funny, and even cuter that the NFL finds them outrageous.

[wik] More boobie, much more boobie, at co-perfidions blogcritics, your clearinghouse for football/boobie synergy.

[alsø wik] For those of you who watched the Stupor Bowl on Sunday: did you like the "Rocket Sled" commercial, you know, the one where the guy is giving his girl a sleighride and they have an open flame and the horse farts? I personally hated it. There are standards for fart jokes-- matters of timing, taste, syntax-- and this particular 'mercial missed on all of them. I'm sitting here giggling at the punchline now "wow... they have a rocket sled!" but I found the ad itself totally unfunny at the time.

Now, the Teutel family jumping a bunch of dump trucks... that's comedy gold.

[alsø alsø wik] I'm told there was some sort of sporting event on Sunday as well that I would probably remember were it not for my five-martini dinner.

[wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?] My congratulations to the New England Patriots for a great game and a second win. Only in Boston do people die during victory celebrations. We also eat our dead up here. With beans. (Check out the link... the columnist even takes a swipe at Detroit.)

Congratulations also to the Carolina Panthers, a class act, a great team, and co-architects of one of the most exciting Stupor Bowls, indeed one of the most exciting games, I have ever seen.

[see the løveli lakes...] Kudos also to Aerosmith. As it turns out, they're giant space buffs, and it was partly their doing that there was such a tribute to NASA, space exploration, and the astronauts of the Columbia before the game. They are the greatest band in the world, or at least used to be.