perfidy

We are in the home stretch now for the interminable Perfidy continuing educational series, "new mottoes for boring states." To be frank, I don't know what I'm going to do when it's all over. What will I post on? Countries? Continents? Well, while I ponder that, you can peruse our suggestions for the sappy state of Washington:

• Come See Why Cobain Committed Suicide
• Not just Evergreen, SuperGreen
• Where even the Tear Gas is environmentally friendly
• Look Good in Flannel
• Don’t screw with us, or we’ll sic the Killer Whales on your ass
• With Gates, all things are possible
• Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
• Al-ki is not short for “Alcoholic”
• Nirvana, it ain't
• No, the Capitol has "DC" after its name
• Where Californians go to die
• Home of Frasier
• Come for the Retarded Protesters -- Stay for the Over-roasted Coffee!
• The Old Boeing State
• We hate that pretentious Eddie Vedder fuck, too
• We are a state, not the a craphole Federal District
• We are the first, and likely the last, state to be named after a president
• A wholly-owned subsidiary of Microsoft-Starbucks GmbH.
• Not The Cool Washington, The Other One
• Keep Washington Green, Grow Even More Hemp
• Getting there is all the fun
• Our heroes are Injuns we kilt a hundred years ago
• The New Jersey of the Great Northwest
• We like our state, so STAY THE FUCK OUT!
• Our state tree is the Hemlock for a reason
• All the grim raininess of England, without the history
• Gateway to Alaska
• Experience Washington, no, Experience Washington
• Bigfoot’s gonna git ya
• 54-40 or Fight!
• If it’s not ecologically sound, it’s crap
• Proud home of D.B. Cooper
• SayWAtf
• The People’s Republic of Ecotopia
• Geeks, Freaks, and Treehuggers welcome!
• Grunge wannabes will be interned in our re-education camps