Christbot
For ten bucks and the resources of the greatest technologists on the planet, you too can have a robot that walks on water. It's almost becoming pointless to post these discoveries as sometime next week, probably on Tuesday, they'll invent armor plated flying robots armed with particle beams that have the intelligence of five Einsteins and can raise the dead. Only they won't, they'll just kill. Or maybe they'll kill us, then bring us back just so they can kill us more.
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Well, at least I won't have
Well, at least I won't have to worry about renewing my magazine subscriptions any more, so I've got that going for me.
I, for one, welcome our armor
I, for one, welcome our armor-plated, water walking, Kill-O-Zapping, nobel-prize winning Christbot overlords.
Oh, yeah ... and even though they have the intelligence of five Einsteins, they're still only five feet tall.