perfidy

Tennessee was once nearly the state of Franklin before it all fell apart in a welter of acrimony, economic backwardness, Indian assault, and no doubt duels and whiskey. But the people regrouped, tried again, and successfully became Tennessee. For some fairly small values of "successful."

• Celebrating 50 Years Of Shitty Country Music
• We're Like Kentucky, But With Cities
• A unique fixer-upper opportunity
• The Darwin State
• The Educashun State
• The Parallelogram State
• Home of Most of Dolly Parton
• Daaaavey Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier
• The Forced Conscription State
• Got Cooter?
• We’re huge in Germany
• I Ride With Forrest
• Hooray For Dollywood
• At least we've got Elvis
• West West Virginia
• We’re bigger than France, and better smelling
• Almost Franklin
• We didn’t volunteer fer nuthin
• Don’t make me take off my Bible belt
• I love it when a plan comes together
• Home of Five Future Presidents
• Home of Al Gore, and therefore the Internet
• If you can read this motto, you may not be from Tennessee
• Follow Me To Tennessee, And Answer Me These Questions Three
• Gateway to Alabama
• I Hate Tennessee
• That’s Appalachian-American, you insensitive clod
• Fuck Walking Horses
• Tennessee is like a mullet: business in front, party in the back
• The Hillbilly State
• As Fertile as the Tennessee Valley
• Aim High: Agriculture and Commerce
• Don't go lookin for them damn melungeons
• The Hog and Hominy State
• Mother of Southwestern Motherfucking Statesmen
• The Butterbutt State
• Sounds Good to Me

[wik] There is a country-type band out of Ohio called Lost State of Franklin. They sound like a country version of Timbuk 3. It grows on you. You can listen to them here, click on "Clint Eastwood." This Clint Eastwood is nothing like the Gorillaz version.