Birthplace of the Civil War

South Carolina was among the foremost in fighting the oppression of the British, and later first to fight the Union to preserve its own. Perhaps this makes South Carolina an easy target. So be it.

  • Birthplace of the Civil War
  • If at first you don't secede: try, try again.
  • That’s “secession” not “treason”
  • Thank God Almighty the Atomic Bomb wasn’t invented in 1864
  • The other white state.
  • Rednecks and Peckerwoods, Unite!
  • The Palmetto Bug State
  • Like North Carolina, only Souther
  • Try to forget the great evil in our past. We do.
  • 50th in education, first in mobile home sales
  • Home to the two worst Jacksons in American History
  • Admit It, You Wish Lincoln Let Us Secede
  • We fly the confederate battle flag ‘cause it matches our truck
  • The Palmetto Dystopia
  • That’s “heritage” not a history of brutal oppression and armed rebellion
  • The Boiled Peanut State
  • Oh, yeah -- like we're going to be concerned about an NAACP tourism boycott.
  • We're "South of the Border"
  • Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
  • Keystone of the South Atlantic Seaboard
  • The Iodine State
  • The Sand-lapper State
  • Who Shall Separate Us? Stupid Question
  • We owned more slaves than Caesar!
  • Wealth gained from oppression spends like any other wealth
  • Don’t let the sun set on your ass in our state, nigger
  • Land of Two Mottoes
  • We prefer to call it the “War of Northern Aggression”
  • Ya don't think removin' that flag changes nothin', do ya, boy?
  • Thank god for air conditioning and deet
  • Southern pride and valor does not trump Northern industry and logistics
  • We could have told the Japanese attacking a Union base by surprise was a very, very bad idea indeed.
  • Come for the scrub pine and trailer shanties, stay for the barely repressed racism
  • Freedom with Poverty, rather than Slavery with Luxury
  • We know no caste or color
  • The spirit of John Brown still lives
  • Liberty and Union, One and Inseparable

[wik] I actually thought carefully before adding one of those slogans. So before you complain that I am some sort of insensitive monster, follow the link for the last four mottoes.

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1. There are two "R's" in Parris Island, boy!

2. You peacenik, gun confiscating, factory closing, outsourcing Yankee liberal pussies know you couldn't beat us again.

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