Aloha means "get lost, punk!"

Buckethead Buckethead

Most people wouldn't think to make fun of Hawaii. It seems like a nice place. The Japs bombed it. It is the home of hula girls, surfing and Charles A. Lindbergh's grave. Who could possibly make fun of the Pineapple State? Well, us:

  • Aloha means "get lost, punk!"
  • We're the furthest from New Jersey!
  • Sure, we've got Interstates... drive right on over
  • Book 'em Danno
  • We define middle of nowhere
  • Hula girls are easy
  • Weather is here, wish you were beautiful
  • Why Does Everybody Think Putting Ham and Pineapple on Something Makes it "Hawaiian"?
  • You can't get here from there
  • Gateway to a shitload of water
  • Tom Selleck, Jack Lord, Don Ho - Paradise!
  • Eat Lava, Jerks!
  • Halfway to Guam
  • A whole language with only three sounds
  • The Last State, until Puerto Rico makes up its fucking mind
  • We're not fat, we're Samoan
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Oh, the Islands of Rampant Racism! Don't go out dare, bra, doze local mammas, dey kick your ass clean, bra. Jack Lord not even go dare.
-Mahalo

Dr. Danimal Dr. Danimal

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