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New York, queen of cities, and city of queens. But did you know that New York isn't just a pestilential shitheap of urbanization gone mad, but an actual state with a capitol and everything? It's true.

• You may love NY, but New York Loves You, I mean, Loves You
• More Jews than Judea!
• The Go F#@$% Yourself State
• New Safe Version -- Now With 30% Fewer Murders!
• Get your 9/11 FunPass!
• Birthplace of Organized Crime
• Gateway to Quebec
• We may be close to, but we insist that we are not New Jersey!
• Come be our Senator!
• You Have The Right To Remain Silent...
• We're more than a big city; we're a state!
• The Affiliated Businesses of 9/11-Related Tourism State
• Like we care about a motto
• When we say “Empire” we mean “Empire.” You’ll see.
• English spoken here; sometimes
• Yes, We Have Some Other Cities
• Better Air Than New Jersey
• I got your motto right here!
• Come get mugged in New York!
• Just try to spend more for gas!
• Born Free, Taxed To Death
• The smell isn’t so bad since we got rid of the garbage mountains
• Home of Buffalo, but not proud of it
• Whatta You Lookin' At, Punk?
• The Only State
• Come for the skyline, stay because you were mugged and don't have cabfare to the airport.
• Our Thing
• Cosmopolitan and Provincial
• Home to the two most impressive presidents in US History: Martin van Buren and Millard Fillmore
• Yes, Millard Fillmore was the President
• If you get real close, you can look up Lady Liberty’s dress
• Uncomfortably close to Pennsylvania
• New Netherland
• While it is still illegal to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel, you can float down the East River in one
• Please somebody tell us what the fuck a “Kickerbocker” is
• Not the only state named after poncy British royalty

[wik] Did you know the capitol of the United States was once a bar in Jersey? True fact.