Would Cigars and Leashes be Appropriate Gifts?

Congratulations to Lynndie England, who has just given birth to a bouncing baby boy.

I wonder if during family photo time, it ever crosses Lynndie's mom's mind to have her daughter "do the Lynndie?" Or does she just die a little more inside each time she thinks of what her daughter is famous for?

[wik] But hey-- look at the bright side... the kid will never be hard up for Show 'n' Tell material!

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That's also the last time he will EVER be referred to as "Young Master England."

Kid is so screwed. I can goof on mom, who's a pathetic excuse for a soldier, a person, and quite probably a parent, but I feel really bad for the kid. He's a walking refutation of the "equality of opportunity" maxim, the Yin to Kato Kaelin's Yang.

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Having grown up with completely non-infamous parents, I have often wondered what it would be like to grow up the child of someone with thtat kind of notoriety. Being the child of a mafia don would have a certain glamour, but Lynndie's crimes are so pathetic. I predict a hard time for young master England.

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