perfidy

I hadn't looked at the Onion in a while, but this made me titter:

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I have been guilty of #1, 2 and 5. My favorite part of the Onion has always been the headlines on the right sidebar. Couple good ones in the most recent issue:

• Wildfire Somehow Rages Back Into Control
• Eiffel Tower Washes Up On Delaware Beach

Fun, fun, fun

[wik] From the distant vantage point of the far-future Ministry, the nature of that image is entirely unknown, and unknowable.