perfidy

A coupla days ago the lovely and talented Murdoc called out Dean for peculiar remarks he made on Meet the Press.

What had me keyed up was a minor bit of Dean's larger rant, something he said along the lines of "The Republicans are out to exclude black applicants from law school". I commented on that post, but there was a hang somewhere and it wouldn't take. I cut and kept that response with the thought of posting it here. I thought the idea was, in a word, asinine, that black applicants are excluded from law schools. In two words, absurdly asinine.

In three words, wiggedy wiggedy wack.

So I included some more links, expanded my thoughts, and about 700 words in I began to realize that I'm not the one to write the book about the inequities of law school admissions, that the law schools operate like a cartel, that the ABA is the ultimate source of price-fixing at those schools, and the like. There is an inverse relationship between how hard the establishment claims to wish to include everybody, to how excluded more people are in reality.

I just got so frustrated with it all, it occurred to me that words were not going to convey my feelings. My vocabulary is fair, but it's not going to be enough. And like I said, I'm not going to write a book about it.

Instead, I can only express myself musically. Straight from my guitar to your bones. Soul to soul. Neil Young's lead style seemed the best fit to really communicate my thoughts on this issue, and to convey my final message.

Here goes:

SKREEK.

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Skronk skronk skronk skronk skronk skronk skronk skronk skronk skronk skronk skronk skronk skronk skronk skronk

BOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

...

WEEEEeeeeeeEEEEeeeep. Weep. Weep weepy weep weepity weep weep

skritch-scratch-skritch-scratch-skritch-screech-skritch-scratch-screechy-scratch-skritch-skritch

sritchitchyitchysritchscatchyscreeeeechy...............

boop. boop. boop boop boop boop boop boop booooiiiiiip boop bop bp b p p p p p p p p p p

BOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Tic tacky tacky tic toc toc toc tacky blang blam bong bong bong weeeeoooop weee skrank NAHuhuhNahuhuhuh NAH uh uh NAAAAAH uh uh NAAAAAAAAAAHHH uh uh uh uh uh tic

NOW do you get it?!