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EDog EDog

Just in case you thought this might be a politically-oriented post, don't worry. I'll leave that to Ministers better suited for all things governmental. This is mostly a self-serving post to let you all know I am a semi-finalist in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award with my as-yet-unpublished novel Deep Six. You can go read an excerpt here and write a review of it. To make it to the finalists round (100 out of the existing 500 novels will move on), I'll need plenty of positive reviews. To sweeten the pot, there are prizes for reviewers. And remember, if you can't say anything nice, lie.

We now return you to your regularly-scheduled Evil.

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Belatedly, I am reading this. However, I have already written my review:

"I hope this author is heavily medicated. Because if not, this excerpt is a sad commentary on his genetic heritage, native intelligence, the state of English instruction in this nation, and in all likelihood the imminent heat death of the universe. I have never in three decades of indiscriminate reading imbibed such a ungodly septic tank blockage of prose.

It has been said that given enough time, a monkey could replicate the complete works of Shakespeare. We should not have to wait so long in this case, merely taking the first few pages would result in a marked increase in quality."

Actually, if it's half as good as "Milkman," I will really enjoy it. I will report back in a little bit.

Buckethead Buckethead

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