Vital Security Interests
Reason and Philadelphia-area papers are reporting that on the recommendation of the Pennsylvania Office of Homeland Security, the Philadelphia Eagles have banned outside food from Lincoln Financial Field, home of the Eagles. Food, it appears, is a hazard to us all.
Philadelphians are furious over this development, as bringing hoagies to the stadium is almost as much a Philly tradition as is soul music, patriotism, and knuckledragging stupidity (Pittsburgh rules! (I love my wife!))
Well, I guess I can let this one go as long as they don't ban D-cells, stupid headgear, and glass bottles from Cleveland Browns Stadium. Right?
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Food, or at least beer, is a
Food, or at least beer, is a hazard to us all. Let us not forget nickel beer night at the Cleveland Indians game back in the seventies.