The Umpire Strikes Back
Haw!
A cheap-ass pun merely to inform you that Major League Baseball has decided, after fan outcry, that Spider-Man bases are a no-go. The rest of the promotion will go off as planned but the bases, the perfect white diamonds that in their perfection are perfect miniatures of the perfect greater diamond they define, and whose perfect presence is the reason for the (perfect) game in the first place in all its hallowed glory and perfection yea forever and e'er amen, will not be touched.
Damn straight.
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