perfidy

I thought it might be time for a new Perfidious Challenge.

In keeping with today's theme of Crusades and terrorism, and the interpretation of those histories by East and West, it seems the perfect moment to explore, refine, understand, and perpetuate conspiracy theories.

The assignment: Explain in general terms how 33d degreee Masons and Jewish Elders, working hand-in-hand with the Knights Templar and their puppets in Washington, are plotting to eradicate Islam. Specific evidence of plots is welcome but not required. Don't be afraid to riff on related concepts and plots- they're all related after all, aren't they?

Bonus points for including EITHER Waco, Ruby Ridge, or OKC bombing; double bonus for inclusion of the United Nations or black helicopters; double-plus bonus for including other quasi-mystical martial orders, such as the Teutonic Knights. If you can also work in both the Council on Foreign Relations and the Trilateral Commission, you're the fucking master. Or mistress, as the case may be.

Please use discretion if mentioning EITHER Antarctic bases or hollow Earth civilization(s), to avoid irritating our soon-to-be masters. Reference to Atlantis or crystals in any context is discouraged, because that's just nuts. Reference to Nostradamus is discouraged, as he was French.

Let's make cultural miscommunication, ethnic streotypes, and paranoia fun again.

Addendum: Substitution of "$" for "s" is grounds for instant disqualification, as is inserting "KKK" in the middle of the word "America". As previously discussed, such usage is the giant puppet head of written work and will be treated accordingly.