Ross
Don't tease him about how he says 'about.' Canadians are touchy and violent.
I am from Canada, a wholly owned subsidiary of Disney, inc. After a brutal and degrading apprenticeship in code whittling, I have become a successful designer of interweb porn sites. Despite the prurient nature of my business, I am passionately concerned about the environment, health care, tax policy, and every other dreary form of policy wonkism. I also like techno music.
Read the litany of my crimes here.