perfidy

As a follow-up to yesterday's post on Harold Bloom, here is a memo.

Dear Mr. Bloom:

You may be the only man in the English-speaking world qualified to write a book called "How To Read." That is a remarkable accomplishment. Unfortunately, this doesn't necessarily mean you should do so. Most of us learned how to read in elementary school, and Oprah is helping the rest along nicely. Nice of you to try though.

Thank you for your time.

Yours sincerely,
Pythagosaurus.