Pray For Oil
Conservatives, please...unite. Join hands with me now, as we pray to the Lord Almighty for deliverance. Or deliveries, as it were. Let the good works, the fine brown trucks of UPS continue to flourish across this glorious land which you have given us. Spare us from the distasteful inconveniences of the sciences, whose conclusions embrace the fallen.
Our brethren, who art in Amman, honoured are thy contracts. Lord provide unto them captured sunlight, the guise of dead life. Give us our texas tea, and forgive those whom we crush, as we forgive them for our trespasses. Lead us not, and deliver us from reason.
Dear Biblical Scholars: Did the bible ever cover the fiscal signs of the apocalypse?
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Ross,
Ross,
Good one- more!
Do one about St Kerry and his hugely oversized halo, setting the world back on its proper orbit and taking His followers on high during the Rapture.